Fuck you, Tomato Jake's

Right when we thought Tomato Jake's was charming its way into our hearts, it goes and fucks everything up with some Comic Sans.

Welcome, Tomato Jake's

Tomato Jake's Pizzeria replaced Franklin Street Pizza and Pasta earlier this spring, and in the process became the third downtown Chapel Hill business to employ Impact in its logo. The others — Pita Pit and GameStop —  are national franchises.

Italian lesson

It's over. Jack Sprat wins. Toasty turkey panino.

COMIC SANS IN RUSSIAN

That sound you hear is the universe exploding.

Impactville, USA: Chapel Hill

I submit the following evidence in my nomination of Chapel Hill as Impactville, USA.

Outside a Walgreens

A sticker opposing Greenbridge, a controversial development

Back-to-back UNC sports books in Impact