Something to that effect

As far as frequently misused words go, "affect" and "effect" might just be the most misused-est. Typically, people err by using "effect" as a verb, but the creator of this sign pulls the ultra-rare "affect"-as-a-noun switcheroo.

This guy would have something to say about the phrase "open mic."

Welcome, Tomato Jake's

Tomato Jake's Pizzeria replaced Franklin Street Pizza and Pasta earlier this spring, and in the process became the third downtown Chapel Hill business to employ Impact in its logo. The others — Pita Pit and GameStop —  are national franchises.

Italian lesson

It's over. Jack Sprat wins. Toasty turkey panino.